I am not a lot of Jeffrey Silvermans.

I am not this Jeffrey Silverman:

"Pretend" millionaire Jeffrey Silverman who killed himself in 2002

I am definitely not this Jeffrey Silverman

Hollywood hack composer/musician Jeffrey Silverman

And I don't think I have ever spent any time in medical school:

Cardiologist Jeffrey Silverman in Florida

And although I like Astronomy a lot, I am not this Jeffrey Silverman either:

Astor Jeffrey Silverman with goofy picture (although I must admit I have a shirt that is nearly identical :(

I wish I had this Jeffrey Silverman's bankroll

MIT Alumnus Jeffrey Silverman who has waaay more money than me

And I need this Jeffrey Silverman's services, but I'm not him

Jeffrey Silverman, Roofer